Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Danno W.K.

So let's get a Danno going (Let's get a Danno going)

Now it's time to Danno and we'll Danno hard (Danno hard)

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Frankendanno

You've created a Danno, and it will destroy you!

Monday, April 28, 2008

Ed McDanno

You are correct, Danno.

Friday, April 25, 2008

2008 Danny Awards: The Winners

So, even though everybody could have gone and seen the winners by looking at the results, we will summarize them for you. And take Danno to a whole new level by re-Dannoing the winning Dannos.

Congratulations to all our Danny Award winners, and feel free to add this honorary distinction to your email signatures and letterheads. You've truly earned it!


Most Creative Danno
LOLDanno


Sexiest Danno
Dannohoff


Best Politico
George Washingtanno




Most Blasphemous Danno
Touchdown Danno


Sportiest Danno
Big Boss Manno



Nightmare Danno
Danno Cinco




Thanks to all of you who have created Dannos over the past year, thanks to those of you who cast your votes, and a special thanks to Danno for being oblivious to this blog to keep it going for this long. Each of us owes Danno a drink the next time we see him (not that he needs it).

Let's keep a good thing going. Let's make more Dannos than ever before this coming year. But most of all, let's not tell Danno about any of this.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

2008 Danny Awards: Best Danno

The Danny Award for Best Danno is given to the best overall Danno of the year. This Danno must first and foremost have excellent craftsmanship: You have to believe that Danno IS the Danno in the picture. It must also have a clever title and an equally clever caption, to capture the true Dannessence of it all. Needless to say, Best Danno is the most prestigious Danny Award in the world.



Who should win Best Danno?
Danno Claus
Danno Lisa
Danno K. Schrute
Cinco de Danno
Ronald McDanno
Sigmund Freudanno
Danno Day Lewis
pollcode.com free polls

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

2008 Danny Awards: Nightmare Danno

The Danny Award for Nightmare Danno goes to the ... well, come on, you can pretty much guess this one, right? The Danno that gives you nightmares, the one who keeps you up at night, with that same damn expressionless look on someone else's disturbing face.

The nominees for Nightmare Danno are...












Who should win Nightmare Danno?
Clowno
Marilyn Dannson
Danno Cinco
Steel Dannolias
Golden Danno
  
pollcode.com free polls

Monday, April 21, 2008

2008 Danny Awards: Sportiest Danno

The Danny Award for Sportiest Danno is given to the Danno who could drag you up and down the floor for 48 minutes.

The nominees for Sportiest Danno are...





Who should win Sportiest Danno?
Phil Dannuto
Big Boss Manno
Cassius Clay-o
Shoeless Danno
Dangini
  
pollcode.com free polls

Friday, April 18, 2008

2008 Danny Awards: Most Blasphemous Danno

The Danny Award for Most Blasphemous Danno is given to the Danno who is an affront to God himself. There are "only" 2 nominees in this ultra-competitive category, and to be honest, the fact that this award exists may be more blasphemous than either of them.


The nominees for Most Blasphemous Danno are...





Who should win Most Blasphemous Danno?
Touchdown Danno
Pope Danno XVI
  
pollcode.com free polls

Thursday, April 17, 2008

2008 Danny Awards: Jazziest Danno

The Danny Award for Jazziest Danno is given to the Danno that makes you want to get up and cut a mean rug, man, the one who totally rocks your socks off.

The nominees for Jazziest Danno are...











Who should win Jazziest Danno?
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Dan
Simon and Garfunwithdanno
The Artist Formerly Known as Danno
Dannyx
Manfred Manno
  
pollcode.com free polls

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

2008 Danny Awards: Best Politico

The Danny Award for Best Politico is given to the Danno who best exemplifies the qualities of a politician. No, not chicanery and tomfoolery; we're referring to the Danno who can spit rhetoric like no other, who can inspire an entire nation to stand up for their rights... certainly no tomfool.

The nominees for Best Politico are...











Who should win Best Politico?
George Washingtanno
Rudy Giulianno
Karl Dannove
Barack Obanno
Dannory Rodham Clinton
  
pollcode.com free polls

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

2008 Danny Awards: Sexiest Danno

The Danny Award for Sexiest Danno is given to the Danno that gives you that special feeling inside. The one that makes you say, "Damn-o, I wish I was your lover."

The nominees for Sexiest Danno are...











Who should win Sexiest Danno?
Lindsay Lohanno
Princess Danno
Danno Lee Curtis
Dannohoff
Jenna Jamesanno
  
pollcode.com free polls

Monday, April 14, 2008

2008 Danny Awards: Most Creative Danno

The Danny Award for Most Creative Danno is given to the Danno that was the result of some incredible outside-of-the-box thinking.

The nominees for Most Creative Danno are...






Who should win Most Creative Danno?
LOLDanno
Danno the Hut
Marmadanno
Dann-O-Lantern
Skeletonno
  
pollcode.com free polls